9 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter
In 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, humorist W.
Bruce Cameron takes us blow by blow, shriek by shriek through the process of raising teenagers, an experience he says is similar to "blunt force trauma." It's a survival guide written by a man who has lived among teenagers and has the credit card bills to prove it.
Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
So I went to my great grandmother and asked her why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because the pan was too small". I mean, you know, he's older and he goes to the naval academy instead of his school, and then Danielle's going to this party this weekend, she's all, "You better be there," and I'm all, "Uh, yeah," but Donny's all, "Oh, no, I don't want to share you," which is actually very sweet when you think about it, but it's just the sort of thing that Danielle's gonna use against me, and then (points at Cate) you have to go and exacerbate the whole thing by teaching sex ed at my school! And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. Bridget: I know you never see this side of me, but it's true.
So I went to my grandmother and asked why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". Bridget: So, people already perceive my dating Donny Doyle as a slap in the face! Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the Tigers bull pen. There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over.
Rule Four : I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
There are tons of girls that could do a way better job than I can. Bridget: It just doesn't seem right that I play Anne.
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I enjoyed reading it but it was just good, not great. Our daughter read it cover to cover quickly and seemed to like it, but refuses to admit it. It was written at the start of the cell phone era so the material relating to phone lines in the house and cell phones is very dated. Bruce Cameron depicts teenage girls to a T in this easy-to-read masterful description of modern adolescent life.
He has somehow managed to crawl into the confused, everything-is-a-crisis minds of teenage girls to help frustrated fathers better understand where they stand in the lives of their estrogen-driven daughters.One minute your daughter is wearing bunny slippers and demanding bedtime stories.